So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He? As in you personified your dick?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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