Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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