Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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