OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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