So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
