You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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