Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
