Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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