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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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