I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
