walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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