Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize