North Korea, Best Korea!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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