I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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