She just used a chaser for red wine.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Oh Jesus.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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