I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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