At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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