Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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