People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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