Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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