she looked like the before picture.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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