: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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