Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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