I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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