I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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