I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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