You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
