problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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