Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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