Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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