is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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