i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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