You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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