never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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