I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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