Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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