no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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