Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
