i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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