is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
