I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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