Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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