I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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