At least make sure they are 18
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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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