Do vagina's smell?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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