You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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