I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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