I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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