Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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