What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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