this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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